A mom’s conversation with God.

So out of many help cries coming out of the world of moms, once upon a time god heard one.

Mom: Ohh Jesus! Why you did this to me?

And suddenly the god appears behind her…

God: Why My child ? What happened?

Mom (stunned) : oh umm,,, you really came. Well… there was no need actually you must have more important things to worry about. And i was, you know just cribbing, didn’t realize someone was actually listening.

God: Why do you think so my child? It’s possible that you might really need help and it’s just not only the cribbing.

Mom : No, i really think its only cribbing, because everyone in the family say’s so and you know so many people can’t be wrong. Also they have some valid points.

God: Like what ??

Mom: Like our moms have done the same without any complaints and their mom and their moms. It seems i am the only one with so many complains, So i think there is some problem with me only.

God: oh, did you talk to them like heart to heart? Even if they claim to be a non-complaining oh-so perfect mother, you are a different person with your own abilities and imperfections. So there is a chance your problems are genuine and need resolution.

Mom (Amused) : oh… i am feeling better already. So you say, my problems are really genuine and we are going to talk about them.

God: That’s why i am here.

Mom: So let’s get comfortable because it’s a long list man…..

Okay… let’s start with the when it all started. My child. It’s not like i didn’t want him. I love him more than anything and you see that is the problem.

God: How so ??

Mom: Well, A) He is always on top priority B) He always needs me still when he is 3 already

and i don’t know when there is an end to this.

God: Well, that is how you moms and children have been made to function.

Mom: That’s the problem, you know. There are so many things that have been intentionally made difficult for us women clan and you don’t even want to improve in that area.

God : Do you have any suggestions?

Mom : Just on the motherhood side, like can’t the human kids can grow as fast as the animal kids. In 6 months a cat shoos away her children from her abode and prepares for another batch but my child could not even chew food at 6 months.

Why there are so many stages of milestones… teething, weaning, potty training, crawling, walking and on and on. It seems as if i am the one who have been tested.

God: oh, don’t you follow any of the mom influencers. I heard there are so many of them and they have all sorts of advice for baby care. Perks of being in the age of social age.

Mom: yeah i know i know. But every kid is different and i can’t guinea pig my child.

Also honestly i don’t even trust the pediatrician we follow for my child care.

Leave that aside i don’t trust my husband with my child, i think sometimes he thinks our son as a guinea pig. Also i don’t trust my cook, i think she puts so much oil in my baby’s food. Also the house-help who washes his clothes, sometimes it feels like there is still some soaked detergent in clothes. Oh my god, now I think i have trust issues as well.

You see, so i try to do all that by myself and everyone thinks that i am being lazy because everything is already being done by the helps provided.

And my current struggles – potty training and phonics. That reminds me, you mentioned the mom-influencers right. If they are the help that is needed sometimes, they are also the ones putting up this extra pressure to perform better. Comparison is a human nature , thankfully gifted by you. So it’s natural that when i see their children achieving the milestone before my child, i feel terrible.

And where does all that time goes, really? I mean i would really use some extra hours if you can add upto the day. And what is this weird guilt feeling that i never felt before while listening to music or Netflixing. Ahhh… sometimes i just want to eat my food without sharing or without washing someone’s poop in between.

Also where are those people who said it will be easy once he is out of the belly or it will be easy once he starts to eat or it will be easy once he starts to speak. Okay, leave all that aside just let me know when will it be easy ? You are God, you certainly know it. So please just tell me this one thing. (turns around) God….God….

But god was nowhere to be found.

Mom (to herself) : i think i may have gone too far. Obviously he is god, he has far better things to do. What’s wrong with me.. .. Was i actually cribbing…….?

Just when the baby calls (mumma …mummma) because he climbed up to the window 3245th time from where he can’t climb down.

This blog post is part of the blog challenge ‘Blogaberry Dazzle’ hosted by Cindy D’Silva and Noor Anand Chawla and sponsored by Queen’s Brigade.

20 thoughts on “A mom’s conversation with God.

  • July 16, 2021 at 6:40 pm

    Ha! Ha! Loved the hilarious twist to a relatable mom problem. I wish “God” had a plausible answer to these common questions that every mother wants to ask.

    • July 18, 2021 at 6:59 pm

      Oh wish I could ask God same. Having toddler at home that jist keeps on doing some or the other mischief everyday. Your post is so relatable.

  • July 17, 2021 at 7:46 am

    Lovely post….liked the conversation and the last para brought a smile on my face. I can totally relate to the post.

  • July 17, 2021 at 10:30 am

    Oh I wish I could meet God and get se answers too. Just put down my son for a nap after a tantrum that lasted for an hour and now reading your blog. Can’t stop smiling

  • July 17, 2021 at 1:37 pm

    This post is highly relatable and funny too at the same time. Thanks for the wonderful post

  • July 17, 2021 at 2:15 pm

    Nothing is easy with these little ones. Elders, especially my grandmother always used to tell me after my elder son was born, “as he completes 6 months and starts eating rice, you can relax much. Everything will be easier.” They’re now in their teens and still controlling these people.. Oh my God.

  • July 17, 2021 at 5:24 pm

    Such a common issue with all the mom’s out there. You have penned it down in a dialogue manner with Jesus himself. I seriously doubt if jesus is even listening to the mom’s complaints. But yes it is true at the end of the day we cannot trust anyone with out baby not even our husbands how much so ever we crib about it. We love to be hands full with our babies.

  • July 18, 2021 at 6:59 am

    Very amusing post. Especially the climbing the window one.I think all moms at some point have this conversation with God 🙂
    The end of it is that..whatever stage they may be, crawl, walk, talk; there is no end to mommy duties till the end of our lifetimes 🙂

  • July 18, 2021 at 8:21 am

    Haha…I can relate to you..as the saying goes, it takes a village to raise the child and I feel there is never a perfect answer..Your posts have a taste of humour and that makes it interesting, loved the unexpected conversation.

  • July 18, 2021 at 9:20 am

    That was a very interesting conversation with god!!! I wish he would have had some answers too coz all moms seem to have the same issues 😊….hang in there…they do grow up 👍

  • July 18, 2021 at 9:51 am

    Hahaha…it’s quite relatable! I think, in nuclear families, the educated mothers give extra attention to their children;)

  • July 18, 2021 at 10:08 am

    God couldn’t be everywhere, so he created moms. And he must have thanked the lucky stars he did 🙂 Enjoyed reading the conversation. Even God does not have answers to the questions. I am sure a number of moms out there would be able to relate to this conversation.

  • July 18, 2021 at 11:40 am

    This sure was fun to read and completely relatable. All us moms have been there. Sometimes, even God does not have answers.

  • July 18, 2021 at 3:31 pm

    I know raising a child is not an easy job. Every mother can relate to your words. I loved the part “can’t human kids can grow as fast as animal kids”. Why there are so many milestones. I often wonder how mom influencers of insta manage time to do all these things.

  • July 19, 2021 at 5:39 pm

    This seems like a Heartfelt conversation with the God. Any mother can relate to this. Undoubtedly, we have the solutions in our thoughts only but we don’t accept that.


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